How to Speak a Dog’s Language? Ft. Bo
Hi, I Would Like to Introduce myself! My name is BO.
My name is inspired from “Good Boi”.
We all know that I am the Goodest Boi of them all. Also, I’m going to help my Fellow Good Boi`s & Good Girls get rewarded by their Hoomans.
For Beginners I’m going to Teach you Hoomans how to Speak the Doggo Language:
Hello, here’s your guide at the dog lamguage..
Rule No. # 1 : no capital letters
(UNLESS VERY EXCITED)
rule number 2: umm woof, i forget. anyway lets get it started..
Chicken -> chimkin
(don’t screw this up, this is very impawtent)
Ball -> bol
allriot, some dogoos consider this their FABORIT toys because bols
seeking of bols ….
Large -> lorge
eh.. never mind…
Bark -> bork
(bark is for trees, but trees have squbirells.. hmm…..)
Confuse – > bamboozle
(ok..this one is near and dear to my hart… am always bamboozled)
Lick Noise -> mlem, mlem or blep
(tis is when you tonge do a blep)
Scare -> big frighten
My hoomans face
Hope you good bois enjoyed…